You Know It's Going To Be a Bad Day When:

Date: 14-05-2006
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1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
2. You put your bra on backward and it fits better.
3. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
4. You see a "60 Minutes" news team in your office.
5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
6. Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
7. You wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize that you don't have a water bed.
8. Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
9. Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.