There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, 
and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. 
 
"Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she did and she had a 
wonderful day. 
 
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only 
two hairs on her head. "Hmmm," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down 
the middle today." So she did and she had a grand day. 
 
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had 
only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "Today I'm going to wear my 
hair in a ponytail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day. 
 
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there 
wasn't a single hair on her head. "YEAH," she exclaimed, "I don't have to 
fix my hair today!"