1 2 3 » Attire for Church One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally well read bible.   Baseball in Heaven Two friends John and Dave were two huge baseball fans. Their entire lives, John and Dave talked baseball. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.   Test For Old Kids This is a test for us, old kids! The answers are printed below, But don't you cheat.   I need a really small favor... if it's not too much trouble. I need a really small favor... if it's not too much trouble. I am going away on vacation for a couple of weeks, and I need a friend to come over to water my plants while I'm gone.   So There! There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.   You Know It's Going To Be a Bad Day When: 1. You wake up face down on the pavement. 2. You put your bra on backward and it fits better.   IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER! -If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! -To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!   Three Little Pigs Went to Dinner Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.   Older 'n Dirt!! "Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?" "We didn't have fast food when I was growing up," I informed him. "All the food was slow."   Older Than Dirt Quiz: My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to "sprinkle" clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.   1 2 3 »